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Tsuya and Jinku Communicate
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*WARNING* This ‘story’ contains language that no nice, little girl should hear. But I’m not nice. Or little. Or even a girl. Ooh! Shock! Horror!
“Bitch to whore! Bitch to whore! Come in, whore! Over.”
Tsuya sighed, “Who even chose these codenames?”
“Say ‘over’. And it was the Macho Slut who chose them. Over.”
“ ‘Macho Slut’? The boss? Surely you just made that up!”
Jinku hissed, “Say ‘OVER’, whore!
“Don’t call me that! And you forgot the ‘over’ yourself. Over.”
Silence on the other end, except for a faint grinding which was quite possibly Jinku’s teeth.
“But enough procrastinating,” Tsuya continued after she was sure the other girl wasn’t going to respond, “Why did you call?” Then, reluctantly, “Over.”
“You told me I had to give you frequent updates, whore. Over.”
Tsuya was all charm, “Give me the freakin’ report then, bastard. Over.”
“I’m ‘bitch’, not ‘bastard’. Over.”
“JINKU!”
“Okay! Okay,” Jinku noisily cleared her throat, then enunciated clearly, “The skanks are in the bag, whore. The skanks - are in - the bag.”
Tsuya blinked.
“What the fuck does that even mean?!”
Jinku giggled, “I dunno! I saw it on TV!”
“Now listen, BITCH. If you don’t give me real information, I will make you live up to your name. Your REAL name, mind.”
“Huh? How?”
“I will lead YOU in a ‘lively dance’ if you don’t help me out. Help me, or hang up ‘til you can. You have five seconds. One -”
“Aw, c’mon, whore! You love me.”
“- two -”
“You wouldn’t REALLY hurt me.”
“- three -”
Followed by the CLICK! of a gun being readied.
“Tsuya . . .”
“- four! -”
“See ya!”
And the connection was broken.
Tsuya sighed and rubbed her temples. After turning her fist back into a hand, of course.
Why couldn’t ALL the help actually BE helpful? Helpful and obedient.
Like Ai.
Ai was helpful.
Ai was obedient.
And Ai would never, EVER join the good side…
…What were the odds of that?
“Bitch to whore! Bitch to whore! Come in, whore! Over.”
Tsuya sighed, “Who even chose these codenames?”
“Say ‘over’. And it was the Macho Slut who chose them. Over.”
“ ‘Macho Slut’? The boss? Surely you just made that up!”
Jinku hissed, “Say ‘OVER’, whore!
“Don’t call me that! And you forgot the ‘over’ yourself. Over.”
Silence on the other end, except for a faint grinding which was quite possibly Jinku’s teeth.
“But enough procrastinating,” Tsuya continued after she was sure the other girl wasn’t going to respond, “Why did you call?” Then, reluctantly, “Over.”
“You told me I had to give you frequent updates, whore. Over.”
Tsuya was all charm, “Give me the freakin’ report then, bastard. Over.”
“I’m ‘bitch’, not ‘bastard’. Over.”
“JINKU!”
“Okay! Okay,” Jinku noisily cleared her throat, then enunciated clearly, “The skanks are in the bag, whore. The skanks - are in - the bag.”
Tsuya blinked.
“What the fuck does that even mean?!”
Jinku giggled, “I dunno! I saw it on TV!”
“Now listen, BITCH. If you don’t give me real information, I will make you live up to your name. Your REAL name, mind.”
“Huh? How?”
“I will lead YOU in a ‘lively dance’ if you don’t help me out. Help me, or hang up ‘til you can. You have five seconds. One -”
“Aw, c’mon, whore! You love me.”
“- two -”
“You wouldn’t REALLY hurt me.”
“- three -”
Followed by the CLICK! of a gun being readied.
“Tsuya . . .”
“- four! -”
“See ya!”
And the connection was broken.
Tsuya sighed and rubbed her temples. After turning her fist back into a hand, of course.
Why couldn’t ALL the help actually BE helpful? Helpful and obedient.
Like Ai.
Ai was helpful.
Ai was obedient.
And Ai would never, EVER join the good side…
…What were the odds of that?
Indeed, Tsuya. What ARE the odds of that?
Have you ever had one of those lunchtime discussions that turn into this MASSIVE thing? This was one of those things.
Basically, this is how it went…
We were talking about
’s doujin and 
said, “Is Tsuya my boss?” And said “No, that would make you her bitch!”
Of course, being the naïve little chiddlers we are, we all laughed. Then the “bitch to whore!” thing was born.
I added all da other stuff in English and after school today!
Anyhoo…
Jinku is an OC of and Tsuya is an OC of moi! They both belong to ‘cause they were basically her idea. Ai belongs to her, too!
P.S. *Screams* KYUUA!!!!!!!
Have you ever had one of those lunchtime discussions that turn into this MASSIVE thing? This was one of those things.
Basically, this is how it went…
We were talking about
’s doujin and said, “Is Tsuya my boss?” And said “No, that would make you her bitch!”Of course, being the naïve little chiddlers we are, we all laughed. Then the “bitch to whore!” thing was born.
I added all da other stuff in English and after school today!
Anyhoo…
Jinku is an OC of
and Tsuya is an OC of moi! They both belong to ‘cause they were basically her idea. Ai belongs to her, too!P.S. *Screams* KYUUA!!!!!!!
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HAHAHA hilarious as always..I actually laughed pretty loud( notice the emoticon, and unfortunately i did not cry, but i was close)
are you gonna make an extension of this?
are you gonna make an extension of this?