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Count Olaf
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An eye on his ankle,
A gleam in his eye,
What goes on in his head?
I couldn’t guess if I tried.
No socks on his feet,
Broken nails on his fingers,
His vile body odour;
Oh! How it lingers!
Who is this I speak of?
When you know you won’t laugh.
For it’s that terrible villain,
The one, the only, Count Olaf.
A gleam in his eye,
What goes on in his head?
I couldn’t guess if I tried.
No socks on his feet,
Broken nails on his fingers,
His vile body odour;
Oh! How it lingers!
Who is this I speak of?
When you know you won’t laugh.
For it’s that terrible villain,
The one, the only, Count Olaf.
Okay. This is one of the poems I did for my Poetry Assignment for English (duh!). I put it under "fixed", but I REALLY have no idea what that means!
Count Olaf (for those IDIOTS out there who don't know), is the awesome villian in ASOUE (A Series of Unfortunate Events). He shall pwn your butt!
He is one of the best villian's around. If you like reading books by author's who risk their lives to document the crap they specialise in, and about tattoos, VFD, evil girlfriends, three siblings, fires and pregnant women, then go to the nearest Dymocks and read, read, READ ASOUE - I guarantee you will love it!
Hmm...this poem reminds me of some short stories I wrote last year (Maddeh, you should remember this!). Maybe I should post them...
Count Olaf (for those IDIOTS out there who don't know), is the awesome villian in ASOUE (A Series of Unfortunate Events). He shall pwn your butt!
He is one of the best villian's around. If you like reading books by author's who risk their lives to document the crap they specialise in, and about tattoos, VFD, evil girlfriends, three siblings, fires and pregnant women, then go to the nearest Dymocks and read, read, READ ASOUE - I guarantee you will love it!
Hmm...this poem reminds me of some short stories I wrote last year (Maddeh, you should remember this!). Maybe I should post them...
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